Amy Winehouse and Muffins.

Amy Winehouse hair/makeup: NOT OK.


Note that this is a good picture of her. Girls, you have no reason to tease your hair to the extent that it looks like your sheltering a small mammal somewhere in it. I seen this one cheerleader at our school, and babygirl got platinum blonde hair with a beehive under it for volume. I can understand punk or anti-conformist culture, but in general everyday situations, thats a no no.

And all I have to say about the makeup is.. the phrase is "have your cake and eat it too." not "have your cake and wear it too." lay off the foundation and eyeliner girls. just a little.



The next item on today's agenda are muffin tops.



ok, granted these are big women, and you kinda can't say toooo much. But homegirl on the right, you DEFINITELY do not need a debbie deb knot on the bottom of your shirt! When you're bigger, you CAN'T be as stylish as you want to be, its a fact of fashion life. I would love to sport a pair of Levi's 511's or some colored denim from American Apparel, but i'm just too thick for those jeans and i know it! Sometimes you just gotta go up a size.



ok. now the reason i decided to blog about these two things is cause i saw a girl today in the quad and the most apparent thing i had to hate on about her was the Amy Winehouse business she had goin' on. Sorry dear but that shit ain't workin' for you. Now, as she was walkin' away, all 4'11, 92 lbs of her i noticed SHE HAD A MUFFIN TOP. Someone please explain to me how someone so skinny could still have a muffin top!? Like, is that anatomically possible? I'm probably 5x the girl's size and i still have a better looking torso than she does.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not knockin' big girls. I personally love a little thunder thigh action. But just take care of yourself ladies. Watch some TLC or some "What Not To Wear"