cover them feet, girl!

with the time change, doesn't it feel like it gets colder sooner? this winter season is weird as it is, but i want to stress the fact that it is...COLD! so tell me WHY these girls at the irvine campus like wearing clunk clunks or open-toe heels? i'm sorry, this isn't a CLUB here, ladies! And wtf are you doing with clubbin'-type heels anyway? it's wednesday and by the time you get out of class it's 9:45pm. you know you're not gonna get in with the outfit you're rockin'! a baby sweater with faded jordache jeans and black bedazzled heels that you bought for $5 at the westminster mall? come on, now. really?

so i'm a visual person, just so you know. and, i'd like to share what my idea of "clunk-clunks" are to you all.
please see Exhibit A below.

This, my friends, is a fashion "never ever do". i encountered an IRVC girl wearing clunk-clunks such as these when the weather was..oh, say 55 degrees at night or maybe even colder since we're in the middle of a field really. GIRL! what were you thinking? and on top of that, you sure as hell have never had a pedicure because your heels look like they've never been scrubbed with a pumice stone. Please become familiar with a PediEgg; they're available at your local Target.
Please see Exhibit B below.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B


Thank you and Good Night!

and, as always...Keep the Hate hand strong.